Yes, I know, it’s been a while. Don’t worry, I wasn’t in labor or anything. That would be awkward. Let’s just skip the long-winded explanation as to why I haven’t written and dive into the exciting news I have for you all. Sound good? K, thanks. As most of you know, a little over two years ago, I stood […]

Earlier this month, I had the privilege of visiting Warner Brothers Studios in LA to work on a new TV show. If I’m being honest, I probably should’ve been more excited than I was. My anxiety was through the roof. And not only that – I had to be there at 6:00am, which meant I […]

Two ears, one mouth. Hmmm ? Ryan, what does that even mean, guy? Well, you curious and wonderful reader of mine…I’m glad you asked. I saw this quote the other day and it absolutely blew my mind. When I graduated college, I thought I knew everything. I had just launched a business and felt like I was […]

Last night, I was searching for light…then it dawned on me (see what I did there) ? I love Dad jokes…probably more than I love anything on the planet. Yes, I know, you’re all very aware of that. I even started doing a #DailyDad joke on my Instagram where I tell a new joke to a friend, family member, […]

Are you ready for some controversy? I mean, how can I NOT talk about this new Nike commercial that has everyone on the planet in full panic mode. Nike really did ‘just do it’ with this one (see what I did there). There has been quite a bit of circulation regarding the former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin […]

Earlier this month, I published a book. Yes, I’m sure you’re all very aware, considering I blasted it all over the internet for the past two weeks (sorry?). You would think I’d be thrilled considering the outpour of love I’ve received from friends, family, and even people I’ve never met (thank you all VERY much). However, it’s […]

“What Would You Do If You Had A Million Dollars?” Someone asked me that question the other day and my immediate response was, “Buy an unlimited supply of Otter Pops and fans…duh.” This heat crisis is clearly bringing out the inner tantrum in me. The question caught me off guard and has been on my […]

I have an addictive personality. I know that, you know that, and everyone I’ve ever met probably knows that. If you look up “addictive personality” in the dictionary, I’d be willing to argue that my name is in there. But, I’m sure you have all gathered that by now. Rather than sit here and list […]

(Excerpt taken from my book – The Age of Wonderful Nonsense) “I stumbled through the entryway of my San Diego condo at O’ Dark Thirty on a Sunday. As my footsteps echoed through the vaulted ceilings, I prayed my new roommate didn’t wake and see me just getting home from the night before. I’m not sure who I was […]

I developed an entrepreneurial mind at a young age. When I was 10 years old, I started my first business. Though my parents were relatively well off, they made me work for every dime they gave me. You know, the whole “Old Fashioned” thing… If I didn’t work, I didn’t get paid. It was as […]