This past week, I celebrated 100 days sober. And by celebrated I mean, I didn’t drink…I know, shocking right? I used to see people post inspiring, long-winded before and after pictures on Facebook and roll my eyes thinking, “Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it, guy. Good for you…” Now I understand why they did so. […]
Have you ever heard of Saturn’s Return? I know, me neither. I sure wish I knew what it was a few years ago though. It might have made things a hell of a lot easier. Though most of us have never heard of it, I guarantee you have either been through it, are about to […]
Valentine’s Day is upon us and the only thing I’m looking forward to is a text from my Mother and a snap from Team Snapchat. The simple joys of being single In light of National Love Day, I decided to write an article on what I learned from being in a toxic relationship. But don’t […]
Ellen DeGeneres is perhaps the greatest human on the planet. And no. I’m not just saying that because I recently attended her show and am still star-gazing at how close I was to Rob Lowe. I genuinely mean she is my favorite human on this Earth (other than my Saint Mother and “Saint in Training” […]
Every new day carries with it a string of unanswered questions and decisions to be made that will positively or negatively affect our future. Over time, we become consumed with “should haves” from the past and “should I’s” for the future. ‘I should have chosen a different career path…maybe then I’d be more successful. I […]
My parents are old-fashioned. They love each other unconditionally and treat one another the way a husband and wife should. I think a big part of them being this way has to do with the fact that neither of them drink – ever. I know, right? How the hell is that even possible? Don’t worry, […]
And you thought 2016 was bad… Unless you were living under a rock or got engaged, I’m sure you concluded that 2017 was rough AF. Between “Cash me Outside” becoming an actual thing, political hysteria with our new President tweeting his way to war with everyone, mass shootings & terror attacks, deadly natural disasters, shocking celebrity deaths, […]
Have you heard my joke about the Roaring Twenties? Never mind, the ending is too depressing…see what I did there? On my 20th birthday, I stood on top of my neighbor’s car holding a beer and then proceeded to scream, “I’m on top of the World!!”. Oh, did I mention my neighbor was a cop? And […]
10 Lessons From A Lost Twenty Something “Welcome to Jack in the Box, how can I help you?” “Hi…” I tragically mumbled into the drive-thru speaker for the third time that week. “Can I have four tacos with no sauce and a few salt packets.” “Sure. That’ll be $2.13 at the first window please.” What […]
